Under the knife.

 
SURPRISE - SURPRISE.
 
The day dawned cold but bright. The very instant I awakened
I felt  that today was destined to be different.
I abandoned my bed for the sofa and a cup of coffee. Soon I began to feel
anxious, irritable and  sensitive.  I didn't know  why.
 
The morning unfolded without incident, then the hospital rang !
 
This is an abridged version of the conversation.
 
Mr. Hutchinson !  ( yes that's the fellow i said ) OK, get your backside back up here for Monday  .
We are going to whip out your Gall Bladder and give those tumors a right good spanking.
"What"   "WOW"...  BRILLIANT SAYS I.
 
This was quite a surprise as I was not expecting to be under the knife
 until around x/mas time or even later.
 But it is good, as that may mean i shall be well recovered from the procedure by x/mas.
hope so.
 
Coincidentally it is my x wife's birthday today "and"  "Lancashire day"   (Check out the music. It's hilarious) 
So, to all you Lancastrians out there.
Manchester united shall not win the Premier League this year. Or next !
 
Ok, I have much to arrange before my all expenses paid visit to Newcastle.
so take care all and have a pleasent week end.
 
Now where did I put my Jazzy Jim-Jams
 
I will be back !!!
 
 
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10 responses to “Under the knife.

  1. Hi Kenny hope all is going well can’t wait to see you up ad blogging agianSuki xxxxx

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  2. Coffee With Kate

    Hello Kenny,I hope all is well with you and the operation and ‘spanking’ of the tumours is perfect in its outcome.warm hugs to youKate xxx

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  3. just a few days and your life will change for the better….hugs xxx susie

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  4. Nice to get it over with I suppose ? All my best wishes …………………….love Dusty x

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  5. Yeah kick the a** es of those tumors. Go for it Kenny!!!Whooooohoooo…. I aam allllll with you!!Sending you some positive vibes!!!!Hugs,Isa

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  6. Good Morning Kenny, Speaking of Hotpots, It reminds me of something I wrote a few months back. ;o) Anyway I digress for the issue at hand. Life is full of suprises and I hope this one has the desired outcome, Fried Pigeon eggs. It will be an extremely positive start for the forthcoming new year for you. In the week ahead I will be thinking of you. Lots of love. xxP.s Thank goodness for Lairds sense of humour eh?

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  7. Glad to hear the news that its moving right along Kenny.. and your spirts are up as always.Thinking about and will keep you in my Prayers.

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  8. Great news that they’re moving so fast….Go thrash those tumours Kenny ;)) Wishing the very best for you and a speedy return…complete with ‘Jazzy Jim-Jams’!! Big icewolfie hug…and take care…Timid one :)) x

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  9. My thoughts and good wishes are with you – stay positive !

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  10. Whew! Well done you! All healing thoughts and wishes from Commander and I we look forward to your return xxx

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