Sex after death

 

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This was sent to me by Susie in Portugal. I had not seen it before "I think".
 It made me chuckle.
 

SEX AFTER DEATH

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

"Marion…Marion…"

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed."

"That’s wonderful! What’s it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.

Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again.

Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?"

"No…I’m a rabbit in Arizona!"

Rabbit

 
Sex "before" death would be nice !  🙂
 
 

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7 responses to “Sex after death

  1. im coming back as a rabbit lol xx

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  2. Well it could have been a lot worse Kenny he could have come back as a Horny Thologist (Ornithologist) or is that just a Bird Watcher? lol Have a wicked one… Androgoth ; )

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  3. Good one!

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  4. hiya kenny, so glad it made you chuckle……heheheh……..hope your ok……..hugs xxx……susie xxx

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  5. LOL I like it ……the joke too ;-)Suki x

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  6. well he sounds quite chipper with the furway, lot’s of greens to be had there. A hole in one is always a possibility, depending on where he puts it.A great life for a wabbit par excellence !!!

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  7. did that make him a ‘Happy Bunny’ I wonder?

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